I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He better not be in your backpack
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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