dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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