So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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