the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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