Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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