Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
where are you?
Hypothermia
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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