i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
handjob tips. give me some.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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