The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
