it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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