this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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