No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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