This girl is more easily done than said...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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