The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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