There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
