Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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