In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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