i just google imaged poop.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
