Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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