How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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