god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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