She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think I sprained my soul last night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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