I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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