Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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