I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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