you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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