That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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