I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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