I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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