Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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