dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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