Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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