Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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