her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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