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i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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