worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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