party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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