talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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