It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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