I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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