You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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