Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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