I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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