I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
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