1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
