The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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