If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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