We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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