I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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