is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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