Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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