There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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