But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My life is pants optional.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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