Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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