Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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